The last decent human I dated has a form of cancer I’ve never heard of

Found out like 2 days ago? I think? I was about to go on holiday from UK to fuck all US

Well, I dated one guy since then. Didn’t work out. More later on that.

I only hope that his Riverside view has less beeps and more joy. Being sick of every kind sucks. And he’s going to be there a lot. Which sucks more than anyone can possibly expect

[This post brought to you by copious amounts of anxiety and alcohol]